Tuesday, May 1, 2012

For the Boys: Move Over Viagra

We've all seen those ridiculous commercials that drug companies shove down our throats.  Cialis and their when the time is right bath tub scene.  Viagra and the awesome manly scenery and nice old hot rod.  Then there's the shady type commercials that are on late at night, don't lie you ALL know what I'm talking about. 

Good news boys, it maybe the time to NOT Have Your VIAGRA Talk with your doctor.  It may or may not have been brought to your attention yesterday that there is a possible no prescription alternative.  At least this is what Mr. Henry Wolf of California claims.  

Did you read this article?  Hear it on the radio?  Has it hit the major news networks yet?  It gave me a giggle last night while reading.  Mr. Wolf claims to have gotten a 2 year erection after riding his, what I'll call, Boner Bike.  (I never said I'd be decent for every post.)  Here's a picture of every man's new dream.  Hello midlife crisis alternative! Cheaper than a divorce and more fuel efficient than that fancy sports car. 



Mr. Wolf has filed a lawsuit against BMW and the bike's seat maker.  

As the story goes, during his 4 hour bike ride his erection began.  I'm to ask this, if it was such a big deal why the hell didn't he pull over at hour 2?  I have a good mind to say, it's because he didn't really mind until hour Seventeen THOUSAND.  Also, wouldn't it be slightly awkward for him to walk around with this "problem?"  Did no one else notice and say hey man I think you should get that checked out?  I'm leaving this "problem" to your imagination, but REALLY 2 years of  a vertical tent and no one noticed?  Maybe it was just a pup tent.  ANYWAYS...

This story does not come without a cautionary warning on this Boner Bike's possible side effects.  Mr. Wolf claims he is  “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.” I'm wondering why can't he engage



I'm not a medical doctor I'll just leave that be.  

So Boys if your having that ED problem, no worries.  You can solve not one but at least two problems.  Buy a 1993  BMW motorcycle and enjoy the solution to your ED problems AND save on gas! Ladies don't forget, this could be the present of your man's dreams...but lets hope not.

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Article that I read and source of factual information  

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